GASH LAND

"I was fisted for 60 days and 60 nights. On the 61st day I created Gash Land"

The Glorious Leader of Gash Land, world famous Artiste Kayleigh O'Keefe, is worthy of your adoration and will not tolerate anyone being mean to her ever again. She will treat you right and make sure all your wildest dreams come true, provided you worship her to the appropriate level. She will accept your gifts of fried chicken, cars, double-ended dildos, houses and fine wine.

 

Don't make her mardy. You won't like her when she's mardy.