GASH LAND
BECOME A CITIZEN OF GASH LAND TODAY
Meet the Minister
"With my 2:1 in Contemporary Theatre I'll make sure you have all the tools you need to thrive in Gash Land"
As Gash Land's Minister for Education, Becca Patch has created an effective and thorough curriculum covering the important areas of Flap Theory and Practical Fisting.
Immigrant FAQ
1. Eternal adoration for the Glorious Leader Kayleigh O'Keefe.
2. Nobody can be mean to the Glorious Leader ever again.
3. Always piss after sex.
4. No dickheads allowed.
5. If a slug goes on the Glorious Leader you must remove it without her noticing.
6. You must avv a rayt gudd tyme all 'tyme.
7. You must not use the word "pussy" instead of "cunt"
8. You must not fall asleep until the Glorious Leader is sexually satisfied
9. You must not complain if your neck gets sore after licking the sacred gash for 3 hours
Rules of Gash Land
Citizen Testimonials
"We live for Gashland, and will always use our citizenships for good, not evil." - Miles and Ben
"I thought it was a donut.... But it turned out to be a cervix... Every day's a school day!" - Paul
"Gashland forever! All bodies forever!" - Faggot Girl
"Since I moved to Gash Land with all the other filthy bastedds, I've felt rayt at home, and it's an honour to be the minion of our Glorious Leader, Kayleigh O'Keefe. A five flap note and a good fisting is all anyone needs to be happy. Cum and be happy too." - Rosy
