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GASH LAND
ALL ABAHT GASH LAND
"Mother Nature's Best Kept Secret"
The nation of Gash Land was formed after the great sexual rampage of 2014. After being slut-shamed at the clap clinic and one of her minions refused to kiss her because he "knows where that mouth has been", our Glorious Leader decided to form her own cuntry where nobody could be mean to her ever again and all citizens could be free to express themselves without persecution.
All hail the Glorious Leader.
Our Glorious Leader
Kayleigh O'Keefe
Minister of Showing Off
Benjamin G WIlson
Chancellor
Roxanne Lahndun
Minister of Education
Becca Patch
Penetration Officer
Hayley Hare
Minister of Gashaoke
Charlotte La Spangle
Minister of Defence/Morale Orificer
General Flapsworthy
Minister for Sexual Health
Prof. Davies
Minister of Shadowy Affairs
1. Eternal adoration for 'Glorious Leader
2. Nobody can be mean to Kayleigh EVER AGGEN
3. Always piss after sex
4. Norr dikk edds allowed
5. If a slug goes on 'Glorious Leader you must
tekk it off without her ever noticing it was there
6. You must avv a rayt gudd tyme all 'tyme.
7. You must not use the word "pussy" instead of "cunt".
8. You must not fall asleep until the Glorious Leader is sexually satisfied
9. You must not complain if your neck gets sore from licking the sacred gash for 3 solid hours.
10. You must wesh Glorious Leader's dildorrs when she tells you to.
11. You must use January as a month for indulging all your vital organs both internal and external. NORR faddy dieting. NORR weight loss goals. NORR self-deprivation. MORR self-love. MORR rayt gudd tymes. MORR comfort.
OUR RULEZ
OUR PHILOSOPHY
Anchor 1
OUR GLORIOUS LEADER AND MINISTERS
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